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Seriously Pandora.
If you play the Smashing Pumpkins one more time, I am going to snap. THEY AREN’T GOOD.
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Today is my parent's wedding anniversary.
And everyone’s always like; LOLWUT YOUR PARENTS GOT MARRIED AND THEN THE NEXT DAY YOU WERE BORN?!
;-;
Shotgun wedding? Yaaaaay!
via learning to fall.
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Morse code.
/ = space between letters
// = space between words
Figure it out.
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The fact that I just set an alarm on my phone so I remember to watch a specific episode of Spongebob tomorrow might be the sign of hitting a new low.
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Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem and had no sense of smell. After the argument, Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and turned on the three gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me. Brian." Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and himself in the process.
